What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:10

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
How can I control my daily masturbating habit?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Winners & Losers From The 2025 NCAA Baseball Tournament Regional Round - Baseball America
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried